I think one of the most fundamental misapprehensions people have about the value of commissions is that no one really gets told how mass production defrays costs to the consumer. So, when they see the prices for custom artwork online, they expect the retail prices they see in stores, and it doesn’t work like that.
You go to the poster section at wal-mart. There’s an amazing poster there. It’s got dragons. It’s got wizards. It’s huge. It’s, what, 12 bucks? Awesome, good deal. You can afford that. It’s as much as three or four cheeseburgers, dang, that’s some serious amounts of art.
You go on the internet. Some asshole wants 12 bucks for a crappy sketch of one character sort of standing there. What the fuck? It looks like crap. It’s nothing compared to the poster you just bought from a store. If that dragon poster is worth 12 bucks, this dumbass sketch should be one buck. Maybe fifty cents. That’s if you’re being generous. You don’t even get a print, it’s just going to be a file on your computer, it’s not even actually real! What a rip off.
The thing is, that sketch took an hour, or two hours, or maybe even four hours. The artist drew it for a fraction of minimum wage. Drawing is hard. It took thousands of hours and a really special kind of dedicated self loathing to learn to do that. It might have taken thousands of bucks of tuition money, which means semesters, which means years of early mornings and late nights and maybe even some crying here and there.
Your dragon poster was not made by a guy who got paid 12 bucks. Your awesome dragon poster was made by a guy who got paid hundreds of bucks. Maybe thousands. Because a company paid him, and then turned around and made even more thousands of dollars off that artwork, by selling instances of it to multiple people, 12 bucks at a time. It’s called mass production, and it leaves the general public with no real clue as to the sheer amount of time and effort and skill that goes into every single thing they can buy for the price of a couple cheeseburgers.
Artists who work on commission don’t generally have the advantage of mass production. Every picture is made new and custom for each client. Instead of charging the hundreds of dollars an hour a professional artist could ask for from a company, we’re asking for just enough to get by, and sometimes a hell of a lot less than that. Because it’s what people will pay, because it’s what they think art is worth, because it’s what a lot of young, naive, desperate artists are willing to agree their art is worth, and because there’s always going to be some kid who thinks they’re being ripped off because they don’t really get what they’re being asked to pay for.
I should have some pithy and clever thing to say here to wrap it up but all I can think to say is basically the whole situation is sad and scary and I hope eventually we’ll all have a better way to deal with each other, and everyone will be a lot clearer on what it takes to do art and to get art.
I’m feeling happy today since my experiment of making my own version of eggplant and cheese dish turns out so good, so I decided to share my recipe for you all to make! It’s easy, simple, and quick. Perfect for (lazy) students like myself!
1 Eggplant (duh, of course) sliced*
1 Medium onion (or as many as you like) chopped finely
Spaghetti sauce (as much as you like)
Grated cheese (I used cheddar, mozarella will work great too)
Olive oil (or any oil you have will do)
Salt, pepper, and sugar (to taste)
How to make:
1. Smear a little olive oil on the pan and let it heat for a while.
2. After the pan is heated, put the sliced eggplant and grill.
3. Meanwhile, sautee the finely chopped onion until they are a bit golden brown and fragrant. It took me around 4-5 minutes on medium heat.
4. Add spaghetti sauce to the onion and let it warm through. Taste the sauce. I used store bought canned spaghetti bolognese sauce to make things easier. It was too acidic and bland for my taste so I added a little bit of sugar and salt until it reached the desired taste.
5. When one side of the eggplant is golden brown, flip it over.
6. Spoon over the spaghetti sauce and onion on the golden brown side of the eggplant while the other side is cooking and sprinkle the grated cheese on top of the sauce.
7. Cover the pan with the lid until the cheese is melted and the eggplant is cooked through. It took me just around 1-2 minutes on medium heat.**
8. Put the cooked eggplant carefully on a plate and sprinkle on some parsley. This is optional but I think the parsley gives a little added kick to the taste. You could use freshly chopped parsley but I just used store bought dried parsley, ready to sprinkle.
*If you can, find a decent sized or large eggplant to make cooking easier. Mine was only 5cm in diameter and the end result looked like mini bite-sized pizzas. Still delicious though!
**How long it took until the eggplant cooked through depends on the size of the eggplant and the thickness of the slices. Mine was only 0.5cm in thickness so it was fast to cook through. Just experiment!